No, not the bird in the oven, soon to be on the table. You, turkey. Or really, your parent or your adult child is the turkey if they won’t fill out this questionnaire.
But there’s more fowl play: not pushing them to share this information makes you an ostrich, head in the sand, ignoring the obvious. And making the legal and family situations much, much worse.
A word of explanation. This is your third chance to get critical information. Many readers have mentioned that the two previous Thanksgiving Questionnaires were very useful. Some readers even thought they were funny. Read more